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whitney. ex-ballerina. likes clouds, books, daffodils, blue skies, tea, the ocean and many other things.

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heartwarming:

PENNY; If it means that much to you, you should go.
SHELDON; Oh, Penny, thank you! [runs & hugs her]
PENNY; You’re welcome.
SHELDON; Since I rarely hug, I’m relying on your expertise regarding duration.
PENNY; I think we’re there.
SHELDON; Oh, good. Bye, bye!

The Big Bang Theory, 3x15 The Large Hadron Collision

fujiidom:

Sheldon: [muttering to himself] Hexagonal. It’s always hexagonal.
Leonard: I haven’t seen him this stuck since he tried to figure out the third Matrix movie.
Sheldon: [takes Raj’s Lima beans]
Raj: Hey! Those are my Lima beans!
Sheldon: Not Lima beans. Carbon atoms.
Raj: But if I don’t eat my Lima beans, I can’t eat my cookie.
Leonard: Here, you want my peas?
Sheldon: [takes Leonard’s peas] Peas! Perfect! They can be electrons.
Howard: You want my corn?
Sheldon: Don’t be ridiculous. What would I do with corn?
Leonard: So, rollerskating? Should we all grab a bite to eat, first?
Howard: Good! PF Chang’s? My mom has coupons.
Leonard: Great! Your mom’s not coming, right?
Howard: Not this time, I promise.
Raj: Okay, just to be clear, rollerskating was my idea and I’m very unhappy that you turned it into a double date and I hope you both fall on your asses and break your coccyxs.
Sheldon: The plur of coccyx is coccyxes.
Raj: Screw you! Give me back my Lima beans! [takes Lima beans]
Sheldon: [betrayed and horrified]

The Big Bang Theory, 3x14 The Einstein Approximation

fujiidom:

Sheldon: And for you, Factory Burrito Grande. No cheese, no sour cream, no ugly consequences from your lactose intolerance. Bon appétit!
Leonard: Hang on. Black beans, not pinto beans?
Sheldon: Yes.
Leonard: Double guacamole?
Sheldon: Of course.
Leonard: No cilantro?
Sheldon: Nope.
Leonard: Lettuce shredded, not chopped?
Sheldon: Yep.
Leonard: You understand why I’m doing this to you?
Sheldon: I do.
Leonard: That’ll be all. [Sheldon walks away] That was fun!

The Big Bang Theory, 3x14 The Einstein Approximation

(via giveme-a-reason)

heartwarming:

SHELDON; [to the bartender] I would like a root beer float.
RAJ; Sheldon, they don’t have ice cream.
SHELDON; They don’t? Well, apparently these people and I differ greatly on the definition of “party.”

The Big Bang Theory, 3x12 The Psychic Vortex‎

fujiidom:

Sheldon: Good morning!
Penny: Do you have any idea what time it is?
Sheldon: Of course I do. My watch is linked to the atomic clock in Boulder, Colorado. It’s accurate to one-tenth of a second. But…as I’m saying this, it occurs to me that, once again, your question may have been rhetorical.

The Big Bang Theory, 1x10 The Pancake Batter Anomaly

sundaystorms:

Sheldon: One of the thieves had the audacity to quench his thirst while ransacking our home. You should be able to pull some good prints off this. And now, here are my prints so you can rule me out as a suspect.
Leonard: What about me ?
Sheldon: I’m sorry, Leonard, it’s too early to discount the possibility of this being an inside job.
Leonard: Would I be completely out of line to ask you to shoot him ?
Cop : I’d be happy to put him under a 72-hour psychiatric hold.
Sheldon: I’m not crazy. My mother had me tested.

The Big Bang Theory 3.13 - The Bozeman Reaction

lizzymaxia: heartwarming:

PENNY; She’s not one of those phonies, okay. I mean, she wrote a book. And has her own website.
LEONARD; Oh, gee, why didn’t you say so? They don’t just let anyone have a website.

The Big Bang Theory, 3x12 The Psychic Vortex‎

aredhel: (via breaksanotherday)

promising:

Leonard: Our babies will be smart and beautiful.
Sheldon: Not to mention imaginary.

The Big Bang Theory, 1x01 Pilot

heartwarming:

HOWARD; Come on! Bath stuff! It’s perfect! You got a scented candle, a cleansing buff, spearmint and green tea promotes relaxation.
SHELDON; Well, that presupposes Penny is tense.
RAJ; She knows you, she’s tense, we all are. Buy a basket!

The Big Bang Theory, 2x11 The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

lizzymaxia: likeadoll:

Penny: Leonard, look! Sheldon is hugging me!
Leonard: It’s a Saturnalia miracle!

The Big Bang Theory, 2x11 The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

giveme-a-reason: breathsoftruth: duemilaquarantasei:

Penny: Why wouldn’t she approve of me? I’m adorable.

— The Big Bang Theory (3x11)

fujiidom:

Raj: If you don’t like this stuff, let’s just go next door and build her a bear.
Sheldon: I told you before: bears are terrifying.

The Big Bang Theory, 2.11 - The Bath Item Gift Hypothesis

sundaystorms:aconstantache:fuckyeahsheldonpenny:shimmeryshine:

Penny: We were young, we were very much in love, but we could only communicate through a time traveling mailbox at my lake house.
Sheldon: It’s not enough that you made me watch that movie, but now you mock me with it?

The Big Bang Theory 2.09 - The White Asparagus Triangulation